pussypussymarihuana:

i’d probably give one of my testicles away for good socializing skills……  


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  • everyone around me: please stop giving birth to a million crystal lizards every day
  • me: i am too powerful to be stopped

goonslug:

whenever men talk to me about art at parties i can’t help but picture them jerking off to the idea of themselves

(via contra-girl)


contra-girl:

perhaps 110 years from now we will all be able to say we were a part of the 21stC 2nd aestheticism movement ; maybe screenshots of our blogs will be in art history textbooks ; or maybe we will b forgotten — history is strange in that way, but we all die in the end